"Ok but can we smoke first?"

introtofeminism:

i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know

(Source: , via totallyfuckingfetch)

guccigut:

my friends: u high bruh?

me:

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(via avabitch)

*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

(via samuelboyd)

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via dreamerssingingwishes)

officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

(Source: celsisus, via professorclitlick)