*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

(via samuelboyd)


"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via dreamerssingingwishes)


I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

(Source: celsisus, via professorclitlick)

  • one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people


Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

(via sexual-feelings)